It's not that I'm racist or anything, because I'm not, but I just don't think we should be wasting our time helping people that are going to die soon anyway.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

The woman who does not choose to love should cut the matter short at once by holding out no hopes to her suitor.

'Dancing on My Own' is actually a really sad song! It has totally made me cry.

You may not have any extra talent, but maybe you are just paying more attention to what you are doing.

The crisis of our time is essentially a religious crisis. It is a matter of life or death.

I'm glad that I lost, I'm glad that I failed, I'm glad that I felt that way and decided to do something about it... I never wanted to feel that way again and it drove me.

I have to say that my husband and my children are so tough, there really is no space for pretension.

We do agree that our country must take action to address climate change.

To the family is entrusted the task of striving, first and foremost, to unleash the forces of good.

The gospel is only good news when we understand the bad news.

Change the mind, and you can change the body.