It's not the kind of tuna that I eat.

Of what use is a dream if not a blueprint for courageous action.

Anything that triggers good memories can't be all bad.

When I was a kid, I read comics. But when I saw how funny it was, and how wonderfully absurd, I said, "You know, I gotta do this."

If you hang around long enough, they think you're good. It's either my tenacity or my stupidity, I'm not sure which.

Sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb!

Hand me down the shark repellent Bat-Spray!

Be very careful about your care. Don't use it for sexual high jinks. It can get ugly - trust me. Also be careful when flushing.

I've always tried to fit what I do professionally into my family, rather than the other way around.

One of the first things I look for in a woman I meet is a sense of humor, a sort of light acceptance of the world and the people who live in it.

When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species.

Each generation of the church in each setting has the responsibility of communicating the gospel in understandable terms, considering the language and thought-forms of that setting.

I'm going to be a great leader of this generation.The stars in the space up there are my witnesses.

If I were to run for president, it's because I believe in our country.

I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees.

It isn't important who is ahead at one time or another, in either an election or a horse race. It's the horse that comes in first at the finish that counts

Hence, loathèd Melancholy, Of Cerberus and blackest Midnight born, In Stygian cave forlorn, 'Mongst horrid shapes, and shrieks, and sights unholy.

When I glanced at the chair, it started to shake. I’d like to think it was scared of me, but I rarely invoked that response in living things, let alone inanimate objects.

I definitely feel Russian inside, even when I'm in America I feel Russian.

When Republicans are down, in disarray, feeling blue, they turn to a tried-and-true elixir, sort of a Doctor Feelgood medicine for them. It's called tax cuts.

We are just as a good as men are - and maybe better and smarter.