It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

A divided kingdom cannot defend itself from its adversaries. A divided person cannot face life in a dignified way.

We are all blessed, but there are people who have special favor and grace with God

I would pretend to be the French lieutenant's woman. I was always a romantic. I still am, actually.

Mass media provides the essential link between the individual and the demands of the technological society.

Had a filling done yesterday with no freezing, natural materials, essentials oils, and homeopathic remedies. We absolutely must push for more holistic biological dentistry.

There is so much goodness in real life- do let us keep it out of our books.

Come walk the path that leads to eternal happiness, joy, and everlasting life in the kingdom of our Heavenly Father.

They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.

I look like Walt Disney just threw up.

Real revolution starts with learning.