It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

The real great man is the man who makes every man feel great.

Care for him who shall have borne the battle

A mind is a wonderful thing to change.

Poor empty pants With nobody inside them.

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

It is very rarely granted even to Nature herself to produce anything absolutely perfect in every part.

For to me every sort of peace with the citizens seemed to be of more service than civil war.

I’m not trying to play the guitar. I’m trying to play music.

I can't change myself. I'm Mike Tyson. I'm a regular kid from the getto striving to do something positive with myself. I happen to fight well.

Etymologically, 'patient' means sufferer.