It's not the tragedies that kill us; it's the messes.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Would you rather live one perfect day over and over or live your life with no perfect days but just decent ones?

Take responsibility of your own happiness, never put it in other people’s hands.

If you're not where you wanna be in your life, why you chilling so much?

It's not enough to have the feathers.You must dare to fly!

We can achieve our goals either by human effort or by the power of God. The dependence on God’s power is the best choice.

Grab your pig's feet, bread, and gin, there's plenty in the kitchen. I wonder what the poor people are eating tonight?

C'est courageux d'aller dans l'inconnu': It is courageous to go into territory unknown.

We are all hoping that he will recover his legendary vitality as quickly as possible, ... Chi-rac! Chi-rac!

Everything is substance plus name and form. Name and form come and go, but substance remains ever the same.

A small lie needs a bodyguard of bigger lies to protect it.