It's not usually anybody else's false when you don't get what you want. Sometimes it is. There's exceptions to everything. It's usually the self-limitations that we attach to ourselves.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Behavior is the substance of religion. Belief is the substance of relationship.

Nothing is final in history. It always moves on. Peace must be built again and again.

That's the thing about destiny: It can't be predicted, and it's usually pretty odd.

They see me as an ordinary guy, like a construction worker or the guy who delivers your piano.

The spiritual is the cause of action. Action is life.

The American dream is under attack because our government has been hijacked by the Liberals in Washington DC.

I drink for the honorable purpose of getting bagged.

When you cannot measure, your knowledge is meager and unsatisfactory.

I have this whole thing that when God gives you more that you have imagined, you should give it back.

In death, you get upgraded into a saint no matter how much people hated you in life.