It's not what you do. It's the way you do it-stripping, or writing, or talking . . . or just breathing. Do it with an air, and never admit you're scared.

If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly.

Men aren’t attracted to me by my mind. They’re attracted by what I don’t mind.

I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.

Anything worth doing well is worth doing slowly.

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to.

God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club

I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.

God is love, but get it in writing.

I'm probably the highest paid outdoor entertainer since Cleopatra.

The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.

Unfortunately, he still hadn’t asked for my number, or a date, or my hand in marriage, and my drink was getting low.

O God, help me to believe the truth about myself, no matter how beautiful it is.

Karna is a good man, but he sees good even in what is bad. His seeing it as good doesn't make the bad good, but makes his goodness look bad.

A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.

I will work my heart out to earn the trust of the people of Massachusetts.

India and Japan should develop a complementary relationship in information technology.

I try to make fun of myself and let people know that I�m a human being, and these things that have happened to me are real. I�m not just some cartoon who exists and suddenly doesn�t exist.

You must understand, young Hobbit, it takes a long time to say anything in Old Entish. And we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.

There is a physical relation between physical things. But it is different with commodities.

That's not going to happen, because I don't want it to happen. I don't want a movie about me until I'm very, very old - when I'm very, very old, everybody that wants to play me will be middle-aged.