It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

And in my novels I live many lives. Substitutes of spontaneity to replace a dreary reality. How I live for those inky black words and kaleidoscope colored experiences.

Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.

I think I am good in the department of body language and fighting, and stuff like that. It's just natural to me, maybe because I love sports.

Without publicity there can be no public support, and without public support every nation must decay.

My humanity is a constant self-overcoming.

I think Baywatch is such a hit here because of the weather.

I have worked with several dance companies.

A great company will have many once-in-a-liftetime opportunities.

You like to think that it's something you created, but secretly you know that you had some kind of help, or somebody gave this to you.

How can a president not be an actor?