It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.

I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.

They are proud in humility proud in that they are not proud.

I thank the Lord for the great principle of repentance and forgiveness.

I'm 33...before AC/DC I've played in a lot of bands in Australia. You're never too old to rock and roll.

I've learned that regardless of color or age, we all need about the same amount of love.

I, too, find the flower beautiful in its outward appearance. But a deeper beauty lies concealed within.

Every acting gig isn't the same, every writing job isn't the same, every live performance isn't the same - the challenge is the level of difficulty or ease, and that may vary.

When I started in films, it never really occurred to me that I could make a career out of acting.

The reason why we struggle with insecurity is because we compare our behind the scenes with everyone else's highlight reel.

If met Vic Reeves, I'd have no desire other than to smack him in the face.

Never abandon imagination