It’s only on the brink that people find the will to change. Only at the precipice do we evolve.

The very essence of playfulness is an openness to anything that may happen, the feeling that whatever happens, it's okay... you're either free to play, or you're not.

What have the Romans ever done for us?

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Creativity is not the possession of some special talent. It’s about the willingness to play.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

Education is a fundamental principle of what made America a success. We can't afford to throw any young people away.

I can't just react on the strength of an email and three pages of synopsis, and say I'm going to take off for three months of my life.

Taking care of yourself is being there for your kids, like how on a plane, they tell you to put on your oxygen mask first.

The thing that differs me from a lot of other people running for the President of the United States is that I focus on the problem first. Then I focus on what the solution is.

Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.

If it is possible for the human tongue to give the fullest description of God, I have come to the conclusion that God is Truth.

The ego seeks to divide and separate. Spirit seeks to unify and heal.

I do not know anybody that is threatening Iran. It is a safe country.

Ghost of Bobby: no, no you can't eat me. I'm a ghost. Stephen Colbert: That just means that there's less bones to pick out.

We must love one another. Only [by doing] so can our long years of toil and struggle reach full reward and we be crowned with life everlasting.