It's only work if somebody makes you do it.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Everywhere I go, your beauty spills into my day. The trees were never this verdant. The birdsong never this sweet.

Problems often become worse if incompetent people try to solve them.

Sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do but you suck it up and do it anyway, and that's what teaches you humility, work ethic, responsibility, and follow-through.

It doesn't matter if you're born in a duck yard, so long as you are hatched from a swan's egg!

He had no chance of beating Schmeichel from there, but it was always worth a try.

Maybe you've got the patience to work out some complicated, long-term, ironic way to get back at the people who've wronged you, but that's you.

I never wore flats: The higher the shoe, the better.

Property is impossible.

The Christian mission has only one focus: to change individual's lives so they can change the world.

Food should be fun, but it should also be functional.