It's pathetic how we can't live with the things we can't understand. How we need everything labeled and explained and deconstructed.

Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.

She was trying to hide it, the pain I had caused her again. Because she knew how much those tears destroyed me.

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude!

A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.

Without freedom of speech, there is no modern world, just a barbaric one.

Duty is not beneficial because it is commanded, but is commanded because it is beneficial.

Magic's never what you expect it to be, but it's often what you need.

There are two versions to every poem – the crying version and the straight version

Army: A body of men assembled to rectify the mistakes of the diplomats.

... the English alphabet is pure insanity..., It can hardly spell any word in the language with any degree of certainty.

Read to your bunny often and your bunny will read to you.