It's possible to love without sacrificing-but who would notice? For love is demonstrated only through sacrifice-without it, love is invisible.

If you're going to be a wannabe, make sure you 'wannabe' something great. The most shocking thing about wannabes, is they largely want to be something irrelevant, vein, or just plain petty.

In the end, failing to plan and planning to fail aren't so different.

People talk about 'lives of significance'-as if there's an alternative. If you're not leading a life of significance, you're not living.

Wisdom doesn't teach fools for long.

The more seriously you take yourself, the less others will.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Sooner or later everything that exists ceases to exist, and then something comes along to take its place, but not always something better.

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

Let's face it, space is a risky business. I always considered every launch a barely controlled explosion.

Often Anxiety is the hand maiden of creativity.

I went whale watching once. It was very similar to watching people on a boat become disappointed.

What I need is an Urban Thesaurus. I know what money is what I need is 600 different ways to say it.

He was justifying his existence, than which life can do no greater; for life achieves its summit when it does to the uttermost that which it was equipped to do.

I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility.

Taste is often one of the aspects of fashion.