It's pretty easy to hear what people are physically responding to versus what's just flat as a pancake in the room when it comes to jokes.

When I was in college I was accused of being a goody two-shoes. But every goody two-shoes has a bad side.

People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.'

I am not afraid of much. I kill all the spiders in my house, and I'm planning to go skydiving. I am into girl power, and I'm very self-sufficient.

I think it is really important to put out what you want so the world knows what to give you.

I am never embarrassed by something that makes people laugh.

I'm always reaching to find something that will challenge me and make me do my best.

I think people respond to me as a down-to-Earth, girl-next-door person, because I am one of those people. That's something I don't have to act very hard at.

My number one advice to high school girls is birth control. You want to keep all your options open for as long as possible? Birth control.

It's really hard to stay healthy over the long term of making a movie so that's why those things matter when you're trying to keep your health, literally.

I love physical comedy. I love Oscar Wilde, I love Shakespeare comedies, I love improv.

When you believe the truth about yourself, the truth that people are created to solve problems and overcome the limitations of their nature you make a name for yourself

Faith in yourself and faith in God are the key to mastery of fear.

Food Stamp recipients didn't cause the financial crisis recklessness on Wall Street did.

Through our daily meals He is calling us to rejoice, to keep holiday in the midst of our working day.

A thing of orchestrated hell-a terrible symphony of light and flame.

There is something about the ritual of the race - putting on the number, lining up, being timed - that brings out the best in us.

Bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstance require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about.

Sometimes my kids might tell me they had a dream or and maybe I'll paint some paintings from their dream. That's one good thing you get from your kids. Rob them of their dreams.

If we split practice from the real thing, neither one of them will be very real.

can only write about what bites you.