It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Break my heart for what breaks yoursEverything I am for Your Kingdom's causeAs I walk from earth into eternity

Everything is temporary. Well, except government programs.

Charlie Huston, who showran the first season [of Powers], is a novelist, and likes to internalize fiction as a novelist does.

People just overshoot trying to find God. They're going outside and trying everything. They don't realize that it's right inside themselves.

I sing a bit and play guitar.

How many students ... were rendered callous to ideas, and how many lost the impetus to learn because of the way in which learning was experienced by them?

Nothing is more revealing than movement.

The most stylish country in the world is Italy.

You have to learn to smile through your pain. Sometimes it’s all we got.

India is desperately romantic, utterly unashamed of its sentimentality, its generosity, its fierce pride and massive heart.