It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

The arts can sharpen the vision, quicken the intellect, preserve the memory, activate the conscience, enhance the understanding and refresh the language.

My flute, M. Poirot, is my oldest companion. When everything else fails, music remains.

Seek within to discover your true passion in life, and then promise yourself to never give up until you introduce the light of reality to it.

When I play with my cat who knows whether I do not make her more sport than she makes me?

Once you start working with a particular actor, that actor becomes very present in your mind as your mind as you're writing subsequent episodes.

My reading preferences are kind of all over the board - I read nonfiction, I read graphic novels.

I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion.

Are you slow-witted? I'm so sorry for you. It's terrible to be dull and stupid.

We perform the show for the people that are in the room and then that performance is theirs forever and ever.

If it were proven that there is no God there would be no religion. ...But also if it were proven that there is a God, there would be no religion.