It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness. Poverty and wealth have both failed.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

A stink. A stench. A foulness in her mind, dreadful and unforgiving. A compost of horrible ideas and rotted thoughts that made her want to take our her brain and wash it.

A beautiful woman is like a painting and remains beautiful no matter how old she is.

Don’t wait to receive until you feel worthy. Your self-esteem will go up as a result of receiving. ~Amanda Owen

Trying to force something is the best way to stop it from happening.

When every piece falls into place, it's like a dance, a delicate but powerful balancing act. The art of holding on and letting go at the same time.

There's a moment in fighting when strength of muscle ain't everything because enemy has already given you enough energy to gain the victory.

I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.

All the men of the Old Testament were polygamists, and Christ and Paul, the central figures of the New Testament, were celibates, and condemned marriage by both precept and example.

If someone says no, you're talking to the wrong person.