It's pretty much the same; it's just that Phil was very weird with his system. This is more of the traditional system.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

If an angel could admit she was wrong about a vampire, maybe there was hope forthe werepanthers in East Hampton after all.

A good garden may have some weeds.

We spend our days in deliberating, and we end them without coming to any resolve.

Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.

Know that life, which does everything perfectly, is now moving you in a new direction. The chess piece of your existence is being moved to a new square on the board of life.

I recommend to you holy simplicity.

It is the interplay between our experience and how we respond to it that makes karma devastating or helpfully invigorating.

Upon the glazen shelves kept watch Matthew and Waldo, guardians of the faith The army of unalterable law.

I feel like I sort of missed the eighties. At the time, we didn’t know we were having fun, which is probably the way it always is.