It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up.

I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.

I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.

Love is not a habit, a commitment, or a debt. It isn't what romantic songs tell us it is - love simply is.

What if reality is nothing but some disease?

Optimism, " said Cacambo, "What is that?" "Alas!" replied Candide, "It is the obstinacy of maintaining that everything is best when it is worst.

You do know, I hope, that no man under the age of forty can even approach fascinating.

Don't get me wrong, I think bikes are terrific. I own several of my own, including a trendy mountain style, and ride them for pleasure and light exercise.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

Man is a messenger who forgot the message.

The more guitars we have onstage the better, as I'm concerned.

The yoga of discrimination is only practiced once you have started to go into Samadhi.

So long as the majority of Canadians have two countries, one here and one in Europe, national unity will remain a myth and a constant source of internecine quarrels.