It's really hard to get any work done in my apartment when my bed is also in my apartment.

My mom's response after seeing a sign that read 'Love God, People and Life': 'Well a lot of people don't like people.'

My mom on Pitbull: 'I'm glad he's a star, b/c if he wasn't and I just saw him on the street I'd think he was going to steal from me.'

There's such a rich history in 'SNL' of political humor, and I think audience members expect that from us.

There's definitely ways to get your anger out and not have to yell and kick and scream and fight people. That's not my jam. That's never how I've been.

When I was 14, I tried to stab someone.

White on rice. Green on grass. Sheets on a bed. Him on her.

Do you not know that the God of the Old Testament orders the Jews to consume and enslave the peoples of the earth?

All children can do things to help, whether how big or small - by donating toys or lending a hand in the community.

Your schedule and your spending describe what you really love in life.

But they never notice the following inconsistency: this so-called worst-case event, when it happened, exceeded the worst case at the time.

The human heart becomes softened by hearing of instances of gentleness and consideration.

The relations between countries in the coming decade are most likely to reflect their cultural commitments, their cultural ties and antagonism with other countries.

It's the way the business works, you're not just an actor, you're a diplomat and a publicist and a politician, and there are certain expectations.

For we love not God first, to compel him to love again; but he loved us first, and gave his Son for us, that we might see love and love again, saith St John in his first epistle.