It's ridiculous, but it's horrible going bald. Anyone who says it isn't is lying.

My mother taught me what it is to have a sense of humour; my dad, who was a headmaster, everything you need to know about hard work. My dad is the most decent man you could come across.

I'm not strong-willed enough or unkind enough... or maybe simply not wise enough to tell a journalist that a subject is out of bounds.

In my life, I have made the occasional catastrophic choice, and it's just a case of moving on and learning from it.

Spoilt is a euphemism for loved.

I spend my money on holidays and eating out, and it allows me to be generous.

I didn't much like Las Vegas. The noise of the place and the whole 24-hour, 'let's play the slot machines all night' culture of the place just left me cold.

I thought I was God's gift to mankind and the greatest Irishman since George Best.

New Zealand is a place where you can get well.

I'd be a very easy therapist's subject.

I never forget that I'm extremely fortunate.

Imagination is our inner-child and creativity, its playground.

Happiness is neither in the past, nor in the future. It is here right now, in the present.

I have come here not to find answers, but to find a way to live in a world without any.

A crazy old lady, leading a band of teenagers against an angry supernatural Entity - who’da thought?

This war has already stretched the generation gap so wide that it threatens to pull the country apart.

I play football once or twice a week. I eat pretty healthy. I'm in fairly good shape most of the time.

Satire is a kind of poetry in which human vices are reprehended.

Illness is the proving ground of friendship.

& I think I like him better with the fitted cap on He aint even gotta try to put the mack on

How many things by season seasoned are To their right praise and true perfection!