It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny.

God is, to me, pretty much a myth created over time to deny the idea that we're all responsible for our own actions.

How people interpret my degrees of sexiness is out of my hands.

There are two kinds of people in this world: Michael Jackson fans and losers.

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.

There's no greater way to gain an audience's sympathy than by being unfortunate.

It doesn't matter what you're saying if you come from an honest place.

After working for 18 years, all of a sudden I became successful on a level where other people knew it. It's not a cat you can put back in the bag.

I was never famous as a kid. That's the biggest difference between me and any other kid actor is that I wasn't famous as a kid.

There's never a surefire good career move except doing good work.

This planet has rejuvenated itself over and over again. Its species are just witnesses. [Earth] is going to reclaim itself once it tires of us. And all that will be left are the bones.

(F)iction is...what ought to have been, not what actually was. At least, not exactly.

Stop assuming I don't have any emotions. My inner thoughts might not be easily seen on my face. I do think and feel.

Fornication deprives a person of his spiritual covering.

A successful woman preacher was once asked what special obstacles have you met as a woman in the ministry? Not one, she answered, except the lack of a minister's wife.

On the flip side, I enjoy covering the Arab world, I've spent my entire career here in the Middle East, but I would never call myself a war correspondent.

When someone's running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop.

The poor and ignorant will continue to lie and steal as long as the rich and educated show them how.

I thought Mike Pence did a fabulous job.

You know what they say about bold spacemen never becoming old spacemen.

On I’ll pass, dragging my huge love behind me. On what feverish night, deliria-ridden, by what Goliaths was I begot – I, so big and by no one needed?