It's sad when two people who could never part without a kiss come to the point where they never part and so never kiss.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

My life's misery and tragedy is my wealth and splendor.

It's never been my purpose to become an American icon, or more famous or richer.

Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians?

Books will always be there for you.

If you wear a hoodie but aren't registered to vote, you got the symbolism but missed the substance.

The PS3 will instill discipline in our children and adults alike. Everyone will know discipline.

I think a good book is a good book forever. I don't think they get less good because times change.

Magna est veritas, et praevalebit: truth is mighty, and will prevail

We have emails from donors. We got thousands and thousands of emails here that have been leaked and dumped, and I can't find any reference to climate change.

For what is time? ... Who can even in thought comprehend it, so as to utter a word about it? ... If no one asks me, I know: If I wish to explain it to one that asketh, I know not.