It's safe to talk openly and honestly with people because they're not really listening.

I believe that the Laws of Karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis.

Life is never quite like the brochure.

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.

Don't forget that you are the product of a culture that went stark raving mad about ten thousand years ago. Adjust your thinking accordingly.

I am wired on some deep level to seek out something to be worried and obsess about.

I believe that the obsessive worship of movie, TV and sports figures is less likely to produce spiritual gain than praying to Thor.

For every man that ever walked the Earth, except maybe the sociopaths, when it comes to talking to pretty girls... it's just stark terror.

I'm an old guitar player who has fallen into television and is so happy he did.

I believe I'm growing skeptical of cynicism.

I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder.

I consider my ability to arouse enthusiasm among men the greatest asset I possess. The way to develop the best that is in a man is by appreciation and encouragement.

I know that nurses are not only the largest healthcare profession but are responsible for the delivery of most healthcare, and are often in the best place to be able to see the whole pathway of care.

The fortune which nobody sees makes a person happy and unenvied.

There's no sense in improving your marriage until you are secure with God.

I still think most writers are just kids who refuse to grow up. We're still playing imaginary games, with our imaginary friends.

It is only those who do not know how to work that do not love it. To those who do, it is better than play.

In spiritual maturity, the opposite of injustice is not justice but compassion.

Sometimes, we need to be strangers to ourselves. Then the hidden light in our soul will illuminate what we need to see.

As individuals we are strong. Together, with God, we are unstoppable.

Illusions are crucial to the maintenance of life functions.