It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

If you stay away from parties, you're called a snob. If you go, you're an exhibitionist. If you don't talk, you're dumb. If you do talk, you're quarrelsome. Pardon me while I change my nail polish.

I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.

I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.

How does it happen that something that makes so much sense in the moonlight doesn't make any sense at all in the sunlight?

My goal was to have one husband and seven children, but it turned out to be the other way around.

I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being gullible.

Well, I'm going up and up and up - and nobody's going to pull me down!

Where wolves live, the forest is healthy

The more famous an actress becomes, the less she's allowed to eat. Unless she wants to play people's mothers. And in bad clothes, yet.

Will you, then, never grow weary of being unjust?

How is it that we remember the least triviality that happens to us and yet not remember how often we have recounted it to the same person?

It is clearly better that property should be private, but the use of it common; and the special business of the legislator is to create in men this benevolent disposition.

Play is the work of children. It's very serious stuff.

I'm not a big reggae dude. I have maybe two other reggae albums.

I'm a good person but a shitty writer. You're a shitty person but a good writer. We'd make a good team.

Stop squandering yourself, child. Wait for love.

Photography is a form of time travel.

I'm the master marketer.

Players have two things to do. Play and keep their mouths shut.