It's shocking the things we call love.

Marriage is like a well-built porch. If one of the two posts leans too much, the porch collapses. So each must be strong enough to stand on its own.

You've got to have someone who loves your body. Who doesn't define you, but sees you. Who loves what he sees. Who you don't have to struggle to be good enough for.

Too often in my life, love has been defined as "humiliation with occasional roses".

So I put up with bad behavior in the name of loving the way I thought you were supposed to love.

If you look up "charming" in the dictionary, you'll see that it not only has references to strong attraction, but to spells and magic. Then again, what are liars if not great magicians?

When what you want is a relationship, and not a person, get a dog.

Sometimes good choices are really bad ones, wrapped up in so much fear you can't even see straight.

Rejection, though--it could make the loss of someone you weren't even that crazy about feel gut wrenching and world ending.

People are secretive when they have secrets.

It took me years to figure out that upset was upset, and tumultuousness was not the same thing as passion. Love isn't drama.

When you think in silence you cannot speak your mind.

Meditation is a journey from negative-mindset to positive-mindset. It is a means to stay positive and radiate positive energy.

Taking his hand I said "Fank woo.""Hm " he laughed with his mouth closed.

Politics is about the improvement of people's lives. It's about advancing the cause of peace and justice in our country and the world. Politics is about doing well for the people.

Tessa touched his wrist lightly with her hand. "Be brave," she said. "It's not a duck, is it?

I think we agree, THE PAST IS OVER.

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel.

You look at a guy who's being brave. He's afraid, or he wouldn't be brave. If he isn't afraid, he's stupid.

I went from a very pessimistic person to a very optimistic person sort of overnight, which is very weird. It's not even the success of my shows. I think it's the lifestyle change, I really do.

I'm not going to name any names, but let's just say, I want to do jokes on Donald Trump so badly, and I have no venue. So right now, I'm just dry Trumping.