It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?

Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.

It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.

Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.

Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.

When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt much better.

To live a positive life, think positive and find beauty in every situation.

The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit for doing them.

I don't see anything wrong in someone wanting to be famous or having sky-high ambitions.

The high-minded man does not bear grudges, for it is not the mark of a great soul to remember injuries, but to forget them.

It's incredibly important to me that my children don't put anything in their bodies that they haven't tested first - that's how you end up dying.

The closeness [of Rex Tillerson] to [Vladimir] Putin will be one of the unifying issues between the Republican critics and Democratic critics.

Never give up, trust your instincts!

The way I feel about music is that there is no right and wrong. Only true and false.

Katz traces the courageous role of Black women in settling the West (and] deftly shows how these pioneering spirits helped stabilize early communities in Texas, Oklahoma, California and elsewhere.

I try to address my audiences intelligently. The man in the street counts, but sometimes he forgets that he counts.