It's so easy to lie. What’s even worse is how we cling to those lies. We beg for the illusion so we don’t have to face the truth, don’t have to feel alone.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

We're not quite ending where we began, but close enough.Close enough.

People who are very vain are usually equally susceptible; and they who feel one thing acutely, will so feel another.

From the beginning, I wanted to live my own life, and patiently I shored up that desire against wind and tide.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

I learned French before I learned Spanish.

Freedom is like taking a bath: You got to keep doing it every day.

It's so much easier to debate people when you can pretend that they hold moronic position that they don't actually believe.

The sun will shine in my back door one day.

You and I have a rendevous with destiny.

Barack Obama wants to be the power figure, he wants to be the face of the Democrat Party going forward.