It's so hard to figure out how to end a TV show.

You see people who are disenfranchised elsewhere coming to Comic Con and making lifetime friends. I love seeing the outcasts of society all bonding together.

Intimacy is really good. But then again, the first disk on the record is not intimate in the least. It's a really good CD.

Not everyone can be as successful a performer as myself, who gave 10 great performances the first time I ever did comedy, and then toiled in obscurity for years.

The podcast was kind of an afterthought, because I was just excited about being on the radio. Then I found that the podcast listenership is some 20 times what people are listening to on the radio.

Things go away and projects crumble and disappear, or you make your movie and it comes out and no one watches it.

That's one of the benefits of working with a smaller network like IFC. You're awarded more trust, but trust that I really earned.

I guess when I was a kid I wasn't the type of person playing a lot of pranks. I was the type of person upon whom pranks were pulled.

I love all of our subpodcasts.

Your average comedian doesn't know the podcast universe, really.

The best sketch shows are from a group of tight-knit people whove worked together for a really long time.

Faith can be interested in results only, for a truth once recognized as such puts an end to the believer's thinking.

The blue of the sky is one of the most special colors in the world, because the color is deep but see-through both at the same time.

When we have told how things behave when they are electrified, and under what circumstances they are electrified, we have told all there is to know

If you don't expect much you can't be disappointed.

To me the most important thing is the sense of going on. You know how beautiful things are when you're traveling.

This Marxian sentence, repeated to the point of boredom, is misinterpreted. In reality [Karl] Marx was a "religious" man.

I have to come first, because then everyone benefits.

Music is first, lyrics are secondary.

Dance, like music, knows no geographical boundaries, no linguistic barriers and no racial divisions. All walls crumble where art is concerned. It is a great unifying and integrating force.

If there were genders to genres, fiction would be unquestionably feminine.