It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

your handwriting. the way you walk. which china pattern you choose. it's all giving you away. everything you do shows your hand. everything is a self portrait. everything is a diary.

All the effort in the world won't matter if you're not inspired.

Just for the record, she still loves you. She wouldn't bother to torture you if she didn't.

Maybe it's just a daughter's job to piss off her mother.

Money gives you permission to just walk away from everything that isn't pretty and perfect. You can't put up with anything less than lovely. You spend your life running, avoiding, escaping.

Whatever you did today is enough. Whatever you felt today is valid. Whatever you thought today isn't to be judged. Repeat the above each day.

Man is a military animal, glories in gunpowder, and loves parade.

If civilization had been left in female hands we would still be living in grass huts.

I remember 9/11; we had 'Comics Come Home' about a month after those events. That night, even the comedians were concerned. Would the audience be ready to laugh? It was a release for everyone.

When you do a rewrite, it's really about serving the director's vision, and what the director needs to go into that script.

Leave it to a boy to make the Faerie Realms look like a dump.

I started doing improv in college, and I really liked it.

The bad teacher imposes his ideas and his methods on his pupils, and such originality as they may have is lost in the second-rate art of imitation.

I work between my heartbeat. I have one-and-a-half seconds to actually move. And at the same time I have to watch I don’t inhale my own work.

Blood will have blood.