It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

Even if you delegate that responsibility, ultimately you are the one responsible for howyour brand is portrayed.

Courage injures the strong ones who have no wisdom, but it motivates the brave ones, to always win.

Make everything an adventure. Otherwise, it will suck.

She fails to see who I am, even, for her eyes do not, will not, take me in. Instead they transmit a powerful message. She is like a billboard flashing, starkly: 'Keep Out'.

Only the other world has substance and reality; only good deeds and holy learning have tangible worth.

The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency.

There is nothing more dangerous than the conscience of a bigot.

Even when I don't see, I still believe.

I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.

We have duties to others, and duties to ourselves, and we cannot shirk either.