It's surprising how much wisdom every man possesses -- if not for his own affairs, then for the affairs of others.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it.

Besides, I always feel safer when I've got words against my heart.

Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list.

I always play these rodent type characters - skittish and hyper like a chipmunk. It's a complete act though. I'm a very normal person.

In whatever man does without God, he must fail miserably, or succeed more miserably.

How ruthless and vile and hard and right the young are.

Political risk is hard to manage because so much comes down to the personal choices of policymakers, whether prime ministers or heads of central banks.

No system has ever as yet existed which did not in some form involve the exploitation of some human beings for the advantage of others.

I got my start by giving myself a start.