It's the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life.

In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we're united and enjoy life - Without unity we are victims. Stay united.

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.

The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.

Three women walk into a pub and say, 'Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'

There is nothing in the world so much admired as a man who knows how to bear unhappiness with courage."— Seneca

Be wise and attend to obeying. Let Christ manage the providing.

There was a magical breakthrough when the computer became cheap and we could see that everyone could afford a computer.

A superficial education would be worse than none. But a full education would open every man's eyes to the nature of human existence.

It is not hope but despair that gives us the measure of our ambitions. We may yield secretly to beautiful poems of hope but grief looms start and stripped of all veils.

Willpower is trying very hard not to do something you want to do very much.

One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.

Venus in Furs has caught his soul in the red snares of hair. He will paint her, and go mad.

At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore.

In life, as on the stage, it's not who I am but what I do that's the measure of my worth and the secret of my success. All the rest is showiness, arrogance and conceit.