It's the difficulty we had with Mr. Bean, actually, when it went from TV to film. You certainly discover that you need to explain more about a character.

To Be Successful You Don't Need Beautiful Face And Heroic Body, What You Need is Skillful Mind And Ability To Perform

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

The older you get, the more you realise how happenstance... has helped to determine your path through life.

But I always feel that whatever I do, I could do better. I suppose it is perfectionism.

I want to express myself in a different way. I have a performing inclination.

I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

Art is something that nobody laughs at and nobody makes any money out of is the attitude, which I would dispute.

The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!

The core of my being is the trigger for the choices I make. With each choice, my personality is enhanced or degraded.

The people will save their government, if the government itself will allow them.

The only hope lies in the fact that the American people - like people everywhere - are basically decent people with common sense.

We live entirely, especially if we are writers, by the imposition of a narrative line upon disparate images.

Analog was perfected over 70 years, though. Digital will one day be fantastic. I'm sure of it.

When I was almost 13 I was ripe for religion. I was actually just plain ripe.

Giving and receiving pleasure is the nature of the cosmos, the inner nature of reality.

Whatever else I know, I know that if you invest love and care in any individual you can help them to make a difference, to write their own life story.

The best teachers that I had were always the ones I never wanted to disappoint.

I ain't racist but lets trade places.