It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.

The best days in the life of any person are the days of joy

And all the while, I suppose," he thought, "real people were living somewhere, and real things happening to them.

The England manager job is not for me - I'm very happy wih what I'm doing in French football for now.

I love that when you're writing your mind is sort of figuring things out on its own, without you directing it.

We live not alone but chained to a creature of a different kingdom: our body.

I think the best American poetry is the poetry that utilizes the resources of poetry rather than exploits the defects or triumphs of the poet's personality.

When I left school I was full of angst, like any teenager, and I channeled it all into comedy.

When I was knowingly misled but only learned that much later, that's really when I started to become disillusioned at the White House.

River Song: Right, I have questions. But number one is this: what in the name of sanity have you got on your head? The Doctor: It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

We shall never secure emancipation from the tyranny of the white oppressor until we have achieved it in our own souls.