It's the good loser who finally loses out.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Prometheus, thief of light, giver of light, bound by the gods, must have been a book.

It's because we live in a beauty-obsessed society where the most important thing a woman can do is make herself attractive to men.

Working on it.

Do a lot of questions mean you are really smart or really dumb?

Mutual respect is very important in a relationship, and since my work is part of my life, he would have to respect it.

Animals hear about death for the first time when they die.

You don't have to be smart or anything. The fire warms you.

The church doesn’t have a mission; there is a mission, and it has the church.

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.

My parents used to say faith wasn't something you could pretend about. It wasn't real unless it looked like faith and acted like faith.