It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

Hope is like a beautiful flower. If we take great care of our hope, life could be a beautiful garden.

The world would have been a better place if some men had just shut their mouths.

You tend to write because your heart holds million unspoken words, writing is your only way to heal your own soul!

I try to do nothing. I drink rosemary when I have a lot of work to do. People take coffee, they take speed, whatever. I take rosemary.

That's what happens when you're making a movie, you find yourself really loving all these people sitting across from you.

I won’t bet $100 against house odds between now and the grave.

People do have a - people, unlike politicians, are allowed to change their minds. People are allowed to look back and say, you know what, all things considered, I don't think that was the smart move.

Yet is beauty the pleasing trickery that cheateth half the world.

As much as possible, I try to encourage people to use stunt men because that is really their job.

I want to score in every game and win things. That's the most important thing.