It’s the method of consumption, not what’s on the plate.

The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human being is a much better guide than a 'More Like This' link on the internet.

So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, 'The good outnumber you, and we always will.'

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.

Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

You have to be ruthless with yourself, in terms of being honest about what is working and what is not.

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.

I hate all sidekicks.

I identify myself as a stand-up first. Even though lately there's been an explosion of acting on my schedule.

Once it gets off the ground into space, all science fiction is fantasy.

Every adversity can be a blessing. May you have the courage to overcome any adversity.

Time engraves our faces with all the tears we have not shed.

I would like to be known as an 'artist'. Whether that be music, acting, sketching, cooking, whatever. I'm interested in all of those things.

My nights are a nightmare, quite often, but the nightmares are rich. I nourish myself by those nights.

News objectivity is a twentieth-century myth. We only complain about propaganda when we don't agree with it.

Heaven for climate, Hell for company.

When you live on a round planet, there's no choosing sides.