It's the refuge for the mentally deficient. It's made by dull people for dull people.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

You must become the producer, director and actor in the unfolding story of your life.

When single shines the triple sun, What was sundered and undoneShall be whole, the two made oneBy Gelfling hand, or else by none.

I’ve found that lifting the lid with your foot is the most thorough and least gross path to two minutes of peace of mind.

Nobody does nothing for nobody for naught.

Maybe it'll be like 'The Simpsons,' and everybody will remain unchanged. Maybe that's what 'Glee''s about. Maybe this is kind of a stasis show. I don't know.

...conservation of land and conservation of people frequently go hand in hand.

Responsibility is fostered by allowing children a voice and wherever indicated a choice in matters that affect them.

Onion sauce! Onion Sauce!

History is littered with many, many talented young people who got a break damaged in the end by fame and other things when they were young and took it.

What grace is meant to do is to help good people, not to escape their sufferings, but to bear them with a stout heart, with a fortitude that finds its strength in faith.