It's the same with men as with horses and dogs, nothing wants to die.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

I don't live to work. I work to live. Before I die I know I lived.

We can create the world where we are with the ones we want to love so easily.

You'll go far. How do I know? Because life is goosing you so hard you'll never stop climbing.

and the color in my eyes has gone back into the sea.

Every picture I make, every experience of my private life, every lesson I learn are the keys to my future. And I have faith in it.

Wait, so am I allowed to put my shirt back on? Or did you want me to remove my pants, too?

The way is light and fluid for the man with no preferences.

The pillars of Hercules of the United States are vulgarity and stupidity.

People's opinions of us will always change, but how we see ourselves will stay with us forever.

Discipline is the greatest form of love you can show someone. Great players crave discipline