It's the twenty-first century." I told Tank. "Women drive." "Only in my bed," Tank said. "Never in my car.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

It doesn't really matter if you are left behind the back, but what matters is your capacity to pull and push everyone by your way to get to the front.

The journey not the arrival matters.

Complaint is the largest tribute Heaven receives.

Nothing is more deadly than a deserted, waiting street.

What I do is put mirrors in the right place to reflect an image.

America has had much more respect for its writers because they had to define what America was. America wasn't sure what it was.

I stay off the booze for a whole 12 weeks before a fight, it can be tough!

I can tell. I'm gifted with that, you know. When I hear that the tempo is slightly off, it's hard for me.

If I stumbled badly in doing the job, I think it would have made life more difficult for women, and that was a great concern of mine and still is.