It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

You become excellent when you fly at a level that creates a wide gap between where you were before and where you are now. Fly like the eagle

When you have only two pennies left in the world buy a loaf of bread with one. and a lily with the other.

Happiness is the only good. The time to be happy is now. The place to be happy is here. The way to be happy is to make others so.

It is never the machines that are dead. It is only the mechanically-minded men that are dead.

You can't learn something about all women. Sometimes I feel that the older I get, the less of a grip I've got on it.

I resented my mother for guessing my innermost secrets. She was like God, everywhere at once knowing everything.

Satire should, like a polished razor keen, Wound with a touch that's scarcely felt or seen.

My opinion is that more authors could use podcasts to differentiate themselves in a crowded text-based marketplace.

I think a lot about control nowadays, and I really want to let go and just be more in the moment.

I just think people should be able to express themselves.