It's time to stop pretending I'm ok with things I'm not ok with like all insects and Foster the People.

A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you

We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.

Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?

Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.

Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it.

The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!

Alone also means available for someone outstanding.

No, friends were like clothes: fine while they lasted but eventually they wore thin or you grew out of them.

You only realise how small your world is, once you start to make it bigger

If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.

I'd like to see (the films) go back to the books. I think (the films) need to be dirtier. I think that you should feel the man playing Bond could die at any moment. You don't feel that any more.

Creativity helps us realize that we don't have to understand everything. We can enjoy something -feel it and use it- without ever fully comprehending it.

No sane man objects to palpable lies about him; what he objects to is damaging facts.

But all our differences hardly measure up to the values we all hold in common.

If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

I went to Europe and, as I've been told, ate my way out of a career.

In all sorts of government man is made to believe himself free, and to be in chains.