It's very early in the market. I don't want to pretend I know exactly how this rolls out. But there's been an enormous amount of interest.

My knowledge of the universe is that if I write stupid jokes, the universe gives me a really nice house and great meals. I do not believe mankind will ever develop a formula to explain this.

Just putting a computer in front of a student doesn't make education better.

We are not seeking to impose a recall.

Most people get better when they face competition.

We [the United States] are not every other country. And models that work elsewhere may not have the same impact here.

In the immortal words of Roberto Duran, we are saying, 'No mas!' We will educate students and then promote them, not the reverse

In America, what makes us so successful is the innovation, the competition, the focus on merit.

I WILL NOT TOLERATE MENTION OF YOUR ABNORMALITY UNDER THIS ROOF!

For the first few months I went round in a linguistic fog. Often I only realized what someone had said minutes or even days or weeks afterwards.

The woman at the next table is making eyes at you, ” Lanie said, whispering conspiratorially.“Really? What does she make them out of? Cloth?

I guess it’s a good thing that we don’t know what we don’t know

God takes full responsibility for the life wholly devoted to Him.

I used to take on trust a man's deeds after having listened to his words. Now having listened to a man's words I go on to observe his deeds.

There are no chains like hate...dwelling on your brother's faults multiplies your own. You are far from the end of your journey.

My whole access into culture was violent. Violence is something I understand. Don't like it, don't condone it, but I sure understand where it comes from.

I got 99 Problems but Mitt ain't one.

I love the French for their sarcasm, their irony. I love them for their bad moods.