It's very hard not to be a scoundrel nowadays. Everywhere there are pressures that work towards our personal and collective debasement.

In football, the worst blindness is only seeing the ball.

Until the day when a wise black man can become our ambassador in Paris, we will forever be a pre-Brazil.

The bed is a metaphysical piece of furniture.

I envy stupidity, stupidity is eternal.

Love is impossible without bite marks.

Memory is a swindler, a forger emeritus of facts and figures.

To love is to be faithful to those who cheat on us.

Money buys everything, even true love.

Not all women like being beaten up. Only the normal ones.

I only believe in those who can still blush.

It was hard when I knew I was about to be flooded with memories of a life I hadn't lived yet. Really, two lives I hadn't lived yet.

The wealth of time we wastage, is worth much more than all the natural resources we have on the earth.

Theory of public goods. Theory that if I take you euro (as an elected state government) and give fifty cents back... you will be happier and I will be satisfied.

I'm going to spend it all. . . why leave it to our errors?

Everything God does is love -even when we do not understand Him.

You might not be able to control your circumstances but you can control your response to your circumstances.

Think about the fool who by his virtue can be found in a most unusual situation playing jester to the clown.

All I know is that D'Aubuisson is a free enterprise man and deeply religious.

I got married about three years ago again to a wonderful German woman. Her name is Monika and she is beautiful. She is one of the biggest women Zappa fans I have ever met in my life.

I don't believe in censorship, but I do believe that an artist has to take some moral responsibility for what he or she is putting out there.