It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

If you want to get the top position in the society then you have to be do something difference for the society.

This assignment could damn well project all the words across my face and the ink stain my hands a gory mess before I finished it.

More and more these days I find myself pondering on how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.

I would as soon leave my son a curse as the almighty dollar.

-"Nick?" "I'm still here, Laurant." -"Did you tell Tommy we slept together?" "No, but you just did. He's standing right here." She fell asleep. But this time she didn't have any dreams or nightmare.

Life is rough for a lot of people. Some people live in greater material circumstances than others, but life is rough for everybody.

Holy mother of Lord Cocoa Puffs

I'm doing what I think I was put on this earth to do. And I'm really grateful to have something that I'm passionate about and that I think is profoundly important.

In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you.

Swans in the winter air A white perfection have