It scored right away with me by being the smooth, fine-grained sort, not the coarse flaky, dry-on-the-outside rubbish full of chunds of gut and gristle to testify to its authenticity.

The first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree.

The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.

If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.

Only a world without love strikes me as instantly and decisively more terrible than one without music.

If you are using an adverb, you have got the verb wrong.

A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn't allow it to spoil your lunch.

Self criticism must be my guide to action, and the first rule for its employment is that in itself it is not a virtue, only a procedure.

It is natural and harmless in English to use a preposition to end a sentence with.

Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way.

Women are really much nicer than men: No wonder we like them.

I'm actively looking at pilots in the very limited pilot season that is about to begin. Lots of work for my clothing line which is extremely exciting.

Fame is a Bleet, man.

I'm a really rotten liar. Generally, if I've tried to pull off a lie, it hasn't worked out to my advantage.

I take work very seriously and telling the truth in my job and professionalism.

Children may not notice the positive moments in life unless we point them out to them.

All of us, as bodies, are in the active position of figuring out how to live with and against the constructions - or norms - that help to form us.

I object to every single thing you just said.

Movies have to handle time very efficiently. They're about stringing scenes together in the present. Novels aren't necessarily about that.

You have to let your team get all the credit for all the good stuff that happens, and you take responsibility for the bad stuff.

It was pretty good. Even the music was nice.