It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

I have no ambition to govern men

I'm not suffering Trisha, I've never suffered all these years, someone long back taught me by example that its very easy to be content with one's solitude. I've enjoyed mine all these years.

If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.

The returns from investing in poor people are just as great as the returns from investing in the business world... and have even more meaning

A photograph can look anyway. It just depends basically on what you photograph.

Eee-nee-mee-nee-my-nee-moe

We rarely wrestle with apology and lose.

You get exactly what you are FEELING.

The willingness to share does not make one charitable; it makes one free.

America and Europe are so different in the way they conceive of themselves and art and cinema.