It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional.

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off!

I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.

Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.

Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.

Today I AM grateful for wealth. There are many seeds planted inside me that are growing and pouring endless financial prosperity onto my life.

Now is the Winter of our discontent.

We don't have this huge footprint, we are less likely to be targeted as, you know, occupiers [in Afghanistan and Iraq].

Change the world. Build a business. Have fun.

I'm not a tough guy. I'm just delivering the truth and only the truth and if you can't deal with it, too bad.

There are those who give little of the much which they have - and they give it for recognition and their hidden desire makes their gifts unwholesome.

Without my Johnson trademark mop of yellow hair, I think I would be nothing.

The ice sheets seem to be shrinking 100 years ahead of schedule.

I know how I live my life. I have a little magnet brain that attracts the kind of things that obsess me.

I loathe that I did love, In youth that I thought sweet