It seems like magic is something kids start really young.

Don't be a jerk. Try to love everyone. Give more than you take. And do it despite the fact that you only really like about seven out of 500 people.

College is the reward for surviving high school. Most people have great fun stories from college and nightmare stories from high school.

Eventually, the nerds and the geeks will have their day.

For me, until I know that the audience really gets what I'm trying to communicate I'm not done.

In the writing, I'm just trying to go deeper, emotionally, and learn more about myself and reveal more and find a way to connect with people in new ways.

We are at this weird moment where there's an economic model that supports creativity. People are demanding something new and fresh.

I am always driven by the terror of humiliation.

Every joke is an experiment. When you sit, alone, and write a script, or just a joke, you really have no idea if it will succeed.

I think that everything I do tends to root for the underdog.

The audience doesn't care that most of happened. They just want a good movie.

Enjoy small moments as they come. At the end, That's what makes life worthwhile...

Travel makes all men countrymen, makes people noblemen and kings, every man tasting of liberty and dominion.

I would always fall down the big main staircase in our house. My favorite thing in the world was to pretend to be horribly killed at the top of it, and to fall dramatically down to the bottom of it.

God is good to all in some ways and to some in all ways.

I wasn't a child at 13, were you?

I love the military. They don’t get nearly enough credit for all the hard work they do to protect us, keep us in a safe place so we can enjoy ourselves every day.

You’ve no idea...my tongue has been known to let blood on four continents. (Geary)

I'm a very good dishwasher. I'm a terrible cook. I'm an awful cook.

When you look into the abyss, it’s not supposed to wave back.

Give me the facts, and I will twist them the way I want, to suit my argument.